Latest Quotes:
Responding to recent comments that Gary Bauer
made, saying "We
are destroying 2 ½ million children a year," Stern viciously attacks
the
unborn child. (January 27, 2000)
Stern: Children. Some crappy little fetus. Some hunk of junk. Some
snot in a
womb.
Robin: Let's deliver all these blood spots. And see if they can
survive on their
own.
Stern: Yeah. Let's deliver them and put them on Gilligan's Island.
Robin: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Stern: I would like to have sex with Gary Bauer and get him pregnant.
See if
he wants to have the baby. What a freak! Can you imagine a guy telling
a
woman she has to have a baby.
Robin : Yeah. It's none of your business.
Stern: Oh my G--. That's an awfully pompous view of the world.
...

Stern to pro-life Christian (November 11, 1999):
"I hate you. You're an idiot. I can't stand dumb people.
If I was President, I
would have you gassed. I would march you into the ovens."
"We will kill as many babies as we want, and you can't stop it...I'll tell
you,
when I ran for governor, I said we'll fill all the pot holes with fetuses.
And I
meant every word of it."
Stern on killing:
"It's Veteran's day today. You know, I served in the Vietnam War..I
killed a
lot of gooks...I killed them all. I killed at least 17 children.
I killed the whole
schoolhouse full of children. Who knows how many were in there?
You
count the fingers."

Stern, the day after the Columbine massacre:
"There were some really good-looking girls running out with their hands
over
their heads. Did those kids [the suspects in the Columbine High School
murders] try to have sex with any of the good-looking girls? They
didn't even do
that? At least if you're going to kill yourself and kill all the
kids, why wouldn't
you have some sex?"
Stern, to man whose father passed away (November
2, 1999):
"Your father was a bi-- and you are my bi--. And soon, I'll have
sex
with both your rotting corpses! Your father was a loser!"

Stern, on a Los Angeles ceremony marking the Holocaust
Remembrance
Day, for which occasion a Jewish philanthropy had donated $10,000 to help
Kosovo
refugees (Wall Street Journal 4/26/99):
"I'd like to donate an oven."
Stern on Catholic Priests and pedophilia (December
7, 1999):
"The biggest predators are these priests. Now, let's be frank. Stop
acting
like this is sacrilegious to say. They're the biggest predators on
the
planet...God-Smod."
"This whole thing of putting on a collar, all of a sudden,
you're above
everything...it's a lot of bull. These are people with mental
problems…Most
religious people, deeply religious people, are mental. They
need a crutch
every step of their life.

Stern on homosexuals as Boy Scout leaders :
"I don't have a problem with that...If you're going to have Boy Scout leaders,
gay men are no more perverted than heterosexual men. It's true."
Stern quoted in Reuter Newswire 11/2/99:
"It's OK for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly."
"An ugly man with no money might as well cut off his (male organ)."
[Taken from the American Family
Association]